one of a thousand misadventures

this stupid fucking website is taking over my life

malefactum:

when straight people get tired of seeing straight people on TV all the time and white people get tired of seeing white people on TV all the time, that might be a sign that it’s time to change things up a bit

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aeviternal-rat:

fuckyeahlaughters:

someone shopped the bike out of this .gif and I’m laughing so hard oh my god

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CANT BREATHE

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i-effed-it-all-up:

sarah says “what’s the charge?” and art says “don’t beth, not today” does that mean beth pulls that shit often?? art picks her up for lunch “WHOA OFFICER, WHAT’S THE CHARGE?” beth childs was a huge dweeb bye

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cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

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thezefronposter:

can we talk about the gossip girl summary on netflix

thezefronposter:

can we talk about the gossip girl summary on netflix

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trust:

finally a career for me

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yungterra:

you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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If your compassion does not include you, it is incomplete.

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